Online Dating blunders.

    I am no stranger to the online dating world. Although I never meet 90% of the people I communicate with in person , I still get some strange messages which make me smile and I would like to share with you some of my favourites . Warning: some of these screenshots contain adult themes.

This first one is nothing particularly special but the fact that the person started the conversation with this still kind of creeps me out a little bit.

This next post I found a little bit odd, not only does the thought of having an orgy with a random stranger scare me but I am rather creeped out that the person gave me a choice as to which orifice I would like penetration in.

 

Another post with a similar theme here, I was contacted by a couple using the dating site. They were basically looking for people to have a threesome with. Yet again another time Lauren was offered sex with multiple people. I politely declined their request.










This is one of the smoothest requests for a date I have had in a while , however if the feeling in their stomach is their appendix the they may want to seek medical attention for that. Needless to say they didn't take me up on this offer.












This is one of the more interesting compliments I have had on one of these sites. The touch with the Aloe Vera  added something special.









This one gave me a shock , please note that the guy sent his first message then waited a considerable of time before typing his next messages. I wonder why he didn't just ask me straight out if I could make a good cup of tea?

This is probably one of the more creepy messages that I have received, I had been talking to this person quite a while but they refused to tell me anything about their past. Then they came out with this. Did they kill a man, who knows? I think I would want to know if my potential partner was a murderer or not.  

 This person contacted me and I kindly said that I would not like to date them because they lived too far  away from me. Suddenly things got really serious really quickly when they replied with this. I kindly ignored this message.

So this concludes my screenshots of creepy messages that I get on dating sites. Please remember to be safe when you are interacting with anyone online. A post on that will follow shortly.

Always,

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New Year new me ... or not so much ?

Here are some realistic resolutions which I want to try and set myself considering that it is the New Year. You know , self improvement and all that jazz. 

One -you’re fat you’re lazy, start to eat well and try not to wobble as much. Maybe this will give you some confidence.

Two -learn to be tidier, a tidy space is a tidy mind or so they say.

Three- Read as much and as diversely as you can, this means more non-fiction!!

Four- Make the most of the opportunities that you have coming up in 2016.

Five- Step up your dating game, you can’t hide from romance forever.This doesn't mean you need to find a partner just start 'talking' to people again. 

Six- Speaking of dates, spend some time dating you, grow some balls and go to places alone!

Severn – Try your hardest to smell good, people who smell good always seem to do good.

Eight – Be as genuine and as kind as you possibly can to as many people as possible.

Nine – Document as much as you can, take photos, write things down and make blog posts , preserve the little things in life.

Happy New Year everyone , good luck and may the odds be ever in your favour.

Always, 

Lauren

Twitter- @LaurenCats7

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