Right, so
let’s get this straight , I cannot successfully date, when I do got on dates things
tend to go slightly pear shaped .But considering it Valentine’s Day in just a
few days I thought I would share some tips and tricks which I have picked up
over the these past few months. *some of these are subject to sarcasm and
should not be taken literally*
One – Make
sure you smell good, I’m telling you to douse yourself in frankincense and at
least have a bloody shower, spray your pits and have a mint.
Two - Make
and effort with your appearance, but not too much effort; the aim of the game
is to look like you have made a considerable amount of effort but, you don’t
want to look like you have tried too hard. This applies to you folk to wear
make-up, keep it subtle but enhance your best features. Furthermore do not show
up to your Nandos date in a full blown cocktail dress , you will look like a
bit of a prat, dress for the occasion and activity.
Three- Know
how far you want to go and how far you feel comfortable going *wink wink* you
know this means ,(bedroom department) .Think about how much sexual activity you may
want to invest yourself in. This means you can be prepared and plan ahead of
things. Make sure you don’t have your Bridget Jones knickers on and you have a
condom at the ready if you want to get that sexy- this is presupposing that you
date wants to get down with you , ALWAYS remember to ask for consent. Equally
not wanting to get sexy on a first date is absolutely okay , do not give away
your goods all in one night my friend.
Four- Be on
time for your date!! I once had a guy show up two and a half hours late for a
date needless to say I was not impressed, being late just starts things on the
wrong foot and kind of tells the person that you can’t be bothered in the first
place.
Five – It is
not the blokes calling to split the bill. Ladies ALWAYS offer to pay half.
Nobody wants to seem like they are just being for a ride, paying shows that you’re
genuinely interested in getting to know a person and not wanting to only be wined and dined.
There are
probably 101 more tips I could give you if I really thought about it but the
best way people learn is from experience. If you’re single and feel ready to
mingle go out a casually meet and date people, the more practice you do at
meeting new people the more confident you may get. Just be yourself , relax
and be wonderfully you. Good Luck.
Always,
Lauren
Twitter- @LaurenCats7
Instagram –
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